“There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.”

~ George Carlin

“Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”

~ Mark Twain

“I like to go for cinches. I like to shoot fish in a barrel. But I like to do it after the water has run out.”

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“Now sit down to the feast and in due time, listen then to the lays of the victories of warriors, as your heart may prompt you.”

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“I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.”

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In honor of the 2008 Beijing Olympics, Stet brings you this thought on literacy from the Olympian of Chinese philosophy…

“No matter how busy you may think you are, you must find time for reading, or surrender yourself to self-chosen ignorance.”

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“I like a thin book because it will steady a table, a leather volume because it will strop a razor, and a heavy book because it can be thrown at a cat.”

“Outside of a dog a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read!”

~ Groucho Marx

Many of you who have visited our welcoming publishing house might already be familiar with this affectionate face, Stet the Editorial Wonder Mutt. Join Stet for the occasional quip or quirky insight into the more humorous side of words.